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October 16, 2010 October 10, 2010

Yet more hipster-related news

As the proprietor of urbanhipster.com, I feel obligated to share any hipster-related news and sociological research I stumble across. Today’s link is to a London Globe & Mail column titled “The Backlash Against Hipsters Has Begun.” It’s a good article, but hipster backlash is by no means new.

Hipster glasses, hand-carved from sustainable hardwoods

Ten years ago in Chicago, the coolest person I knew said that Wicker Park was “a little too hipster” for him. New to the big city after a small town lifetime, I nodded and acted like what he was saying made sense. But I was secretly thinking “Too hipster? There’s no such thing. That’s like saying ‘too awesome!’” I couldn’t understand wanting to avoid a place that was teeming with hipsters—it was my ambition to earn my hipster cred by doing time at Quimby’s, Earwax, and Tuman’s. So if my cool friend didn’t identify himself as a hipster, what was he then? And what did this mean for my dream of becoming hip?

The hippest thing hipsters can do is convince themselves (and others) they aren’t hip. Think about it: Snooki and Toby Keith don’t have to go around saying, “Now, I’m no hipster—” because they’re not even close. But the cooler you get, the more you feel obliged to pass off your coolness as effortless and unpretentious.

Beard hat

Even though I did  many cool things in Chicago and met lots of cool people, I never felt that I attained true hipness. I feel like I’m still trying! Evidence of my attempts is everywhere: I have a Holga, several Moleskines, and many pairs of interesting glasses. I play the accordion and decorate my house with garage sale paintings. I collect Pyrex and vintage wallpaper. I even push the limits of quirkiness to the extreme by listening to country music and taking a condescendingly anthropological interest in evangelical Christianity. Sometimes I certainly try too hard.

Yet I’ve still been known to deny my own hipness, partly due to the self-loathing inherent in being a hipster, but partly because I know tons of people cooler than me, and I can’t claim to be on par with them.

But all this recent attention on hipster hate makes me want to honestly and proudly embrace hipster culture and its aesthetics—the best of which is interesting, broad-ranging, and simultaneously ironic and sincere. Maybe you’ll join me as I change my outlook, proudly don my corduroys and stock my Etsy shop,* and go forth unashamed and unafraid of being called hip.

* I don’t really have an Etsy shop. Yet.

October 4, 2010 September 17, 2010

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mayafish:

Tornado in Brooklyn last night! You can’t really see it in this video until the end, but it’s worth watching for the screaming boys. (via FIPS)

To quote a line from a movie, “They have a wonderful economy with words.”

Is the Big Lebowski there? “Dude! Dude! Dude!” “OMG! OMG! OMG!” “Look at the tree! Look at the tree!”

You have to love screaming boys.

I love this.

September 15, 2010
Hey! Someone made a cartoon of me!


via 4.bp.blogspot.com
(from Hyperbole and a Half)

Hey! Someone made a cartoon of me!

via 4.bp.blogspot.com

(from Hyperbole and a Half)

August 11, 2010
GPOYit’s still Wednesday for a few more minutes, right?
Look, I don’t quite have the hang of Tumblr yet.

GPOYit’s still Wednesday for a few more minutes, right?

Look, I don’t quite have the hang of Tumblr yet.

July 19, 2010

So, this just happened. Hey Austin.

July 12, 2010
Vintage postcard from Texas. The back says:

ROUND-UP TIME ON THE RANGE
The round-up of the vast herds of white face Herefords takes place periodically in the Great Southwest—Land of Sunshine.

Then it says “Printed in Boston, Mass.” and asks for a one-cent stamp.

Vintage postcard from Texas. The back says:

ROUND-UP TIME ON THE RANGE

The round-up of the vast herds of white face Herefords takes place periodically in the Great Southwest—Land of Sunshine.

Then it says “Printed in Boston, Mass.” and asks for a one-cent stamp.

July 9, 2010

A conversation I had with the cows at 4 a.m. right before our mini rodeo

  • Mother cow (standing completely still): Mooo.
  • Baby cow ("trapped" on other side of fence, not moving): *blink*
  • Me: It's called a gate. One of you needs to walk through it. It's even open!
  • Mother cow: Mooo.
  • Baby cow: *blink*
July 9, 2010
Awww, somebody ripped off half of Billy Fucillo’s face from this bus billboard. That was mean. Also: understandable, admirable, deserved …

Awww, somebody ripped off half of Billy Fucillo’s face from this bus billboard. That was mean. Also: understandable, admirable, deserved …